Sean Wing

Category Archives: Quip

Sensei Muse #1

So this morning I received two interesting emails from my Sensei, that went something like this:


The Beauty of Youth

I want to pose a question: what is it that makes a relationship between two young and youthful spirits beauitful. When I say beautiful, I refer to the essence that shines from their every move together that just exaults their true passion for each other.


My First Academic Report

So, my mother just found my first report that was transcribed from either preschool or kindergarden. As you can tell, the level of intellectual capacity is just brilliant. Don’t take my word for it, read it for yourself. The following is the unedited report in its entirety, right down to the periods, spelling and grammar. [...]


The Light Bulb?

I was just reading this article regarding a new super efficient pharox 60 LED light bulb that can last for 25 years. Now without over thinking this, it occurred to me that having a light bulb, or in general, a low-cost/level technology such as the light bulb, is, for a lack of a better word, [...]


The World Has Come Down To This…

I was enjoying lunch with Kev the other day at Corner Bakery in South Coast Plaza. We had both ordered Chicken Caesar Salads and while I savored my salad and Kev complained about his, our conversation throughout the luncheon was surrounded around the simple, or not so simple, question regarding whether or not the ‘person’ [...]


Kev Meets Girl

So a few of the graphic designers decided to have some fun with photoshop. They decided that it would be funny to create a rendition of Vanessa Hudgens with Kev‘s (Director, MindHaven) face… so as you can see, this was the final outcome. The team then decided to mark their new creation as my new girlfriend. [...]


1040 for DotCom Employees

This is a Income Tax Return for Recently Laid-Off DotCom Employees with No Real Experience or Talent that I found on Thought Police. Quite humorous as you can tell… =)


Why I Love Lawyers!

The following excerpts are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America and are things people actually have said in a court room, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. I want to thank Daryn [...]


BlackBerry or Blackberry?

Something funny, and, in all honesty, quite unusual, just happened to me. One of my neighbors came over to my house, asking if I would be able to help her dig out some of her old plants and create some new holes for her new plants. Of course, I agreed. She then went on explaining her [...]