I was enjoying lunch with Kev the other day at Corner Bakery in South Coast Plaza. We had both ordered Chicken Caesar Salads and while I savored my salad and Kev complained about his, our conversation throughout the luncheon was surrounded around the simple, or not so simple, question regarding whether or not the ‘person’ who was waiting on the tables was a male or a female. For the entire 20 min. that we spent at lunch, we continued to debate our positions. My standpoint was that the ‘person in question’ was a female, an extremely ugly female, by female nonetheless. Kev on the other hand, firmly held the position that the ‘person in question’ was a male. Now, as pathetic as this conversation sounds to you, the key point comes in about now. After I had given a beautifully eloquent speech in complete “Joey” style regarding my position, Kev said one of the most profound statements of his life. The statement went something like this: “What the hell are we doing Sean? How could people or our stature degrade ourselves so much as to make our entire lunch conversation that of whether the waiter is male or female. What is worse, is that we can. I can’t believe that our society has downgraded itself so low as to make is possible for you and I to converse over a subject such as this for so long a period of time. For once, I can’t appreciate the advance in science or society. WTF!”"
Well, I think you can figure out the moral of this story. Nevertheless though, it is quite humorous to contemplate the situation, aye. What are your thoughts on this?
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*chuckle*
right you are, ol’ boy…right you are.
Jeez, that’s disturbing. We shouldn’t have to second-guess a person’s gender after getting a good look at ‘em. That’s just…yeah…
This is almost exactly what actually happened (although I didn’t say WTF, acronym or otherwise).
I didn’t beleieve that you were actually going to write this.
did “it” have a name tag?
I wish i had been there.
you guys are hilarious.
<3
hmmm, I think the real moral of the story is to never go have lunch with Sean or Kev… at least that’s what I got out of it. lol
Well I’ve gotta say if you can’t tell a person’s gender when they’re actually serving your table then there is something wrong…
maybe it was a he/she you know? that is a random topic to talk about over lunch though.
why was kev complaining about his salad while you, sean, were enjoying yours? hmmm?
you two sound very interesting…though i’m a little worried about the fact that you two talked about that for the duration of your lunch:D
I would say Kev was wrong about the gender, that’s why he didn’t like his salad. Who know what that he/she did to it in the kitchen?